No honor or loyalty among thieves

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 12/28/2018 at 14:36 • Filed to: shitty people, Fraud, bmw, bmw dealership

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Wish I made $150K a year...

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Continental BMW of Connecticut Employee Embezzles $1.1 Million, And Gets 30 Months In Prison-The former controller of Continental BMW used the stolen funds for travel, plastic surgery, and a $50,000 Ford Mustang.

I mean, really? The only way she could have made it worse would be if she went and bought an Audi or Mercedes Benz

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:42

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we had one here who embezzled funds from a charity for disabled/ troubled kids to pay for fancy bags,holidays and a breast enlargement for potential sponsors (oh and she gave herself a 160k year salary out of a 500k year budget for the whole program)

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:44

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Couldnt very well have bought a BMW from the dealership she was stealing from!

boredalways > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:45

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...and $150k annual salary wasn’t enough...

https://datausa.io/profile/geo/darien-ct/

...and she’s ONLY facing 30 months?!

Something something privilege,

Something something complete.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 12/28/2018 at 14:48

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If she is ‘Murrican you can b et she goes to Church every Sunday and shares terrible Facebook memes about how all “Illegal Aliens” are all criminals and avoids “urban” areas because of high crime.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > boredalways 12/28/2018 at 14:53

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Awaiting her announcement that she is a “changed woman” and the launch of her new book on the Dr.Phil show in a couple of years.

boredalways > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:57

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...and Dr. Phil is having an affair with her.

On a side note, it's possible that before she got caught, she made up about 1% of the poverty level in Darien...and probably 4% now.

nerd_racing > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:58

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For that kind of scratch, I sure hope that pic is a before picture!

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 14:59

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And probably bemoans “takers”, cries out about “hard work” while having remained on the parental dole til marriage (or embezzlement).

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nerd_racing 12/28/2018 at 14:59

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C’mon, we all know it’s the after picture.

lone_liberal > boredalways 12/28/2018 at 15:00

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A company that I used to work for had their accountant embezzle over $1M from them and that guy got minimal time too. He was only caught because they installed a new accounting system.

fintail > boredalways 12/28/2018 at 15:01

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affluenza too

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fintail 12/28/2018 at 15:01

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Bet her Instagram posts have “# Hustle” “# Grind” “# Blessed” mentioned at least once weekly with pictures in front of the Dealership’s most expensive cars.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > lone_liberal 12/28/2018 at 15:03

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White Collar Crime is only illegal if you get caught.

nerd_racing > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:03

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woof. 

Gerry197 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:05

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She should get more time for this video...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 12/28/2018 at 15:06

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Pretty sure she buying the Mustang started the investigation.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Gerry197 12/28/2018 at 15:11

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:11

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well shes dutch... but im sure the rest of your assessment is pretty much spot on

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:12

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Well, she definitely was hustling.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DipodomysDeserti 12/28/2018 at 15:14

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“Omaigawd this is my jam!”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:18

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$1.1 million ? She couldn’t just settle for Pepsi from the office kitchen?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/28/2018 at 15:20

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Silly fellow, she drinks only the finest LaCroi x

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:27

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Wouldn’t it have been easier for her to just negotiate a company car as part of her compensation package?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:27

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What I don’t understand is that if you’re going to steal this level of money, why wouldn’t you book a few grand of it to move to an unextraditable country? 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/28/2018 at 15:28

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Greed> Common sense

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 12/28/2018 at 15:29

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Most criminals are dumb.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:32

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I knew someone who ran a business and the controller embezzled tens of thousands from him and rather than take her to court, he terminated her employment and then submitted all the money she stole in the form of a 1099 to the IRS.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:33

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She can put her 30-month prison bid on her resume for her next controller job.

PatBateman > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 12/28/2018 at 15:48

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Too hard to get the money out.  That, and $1.1 MM will go a long way in Cuba, but the money was spent as soon as it left the dealership’s coffers. 

nerd_racing > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/28/2018 at 15:49

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Much more gratifying! 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 15:52

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What I’m gathering from this is that smart criminals get away with it. Time to think up another backup retirement plan... 

aquila121 > boredalways 12/28/2018 at 15:54

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While I don’t disagree with your assessment, this last bit caught my eye:

“Luckily for Continental BMW, they were able to get $755,000 of these damages covered by insurance, but that’s still a good quarter-million short of the real damage. Vence-Small probably isn’t thrilled to find out that she needs to pay back both her former employer and the insurer on top of serving her prison sentence.”

The 30-month prison sentence over a million and change in embezzled funds seems light, but this snaps it back into perspective; I bet she's going to have a hard time finding another position with similar salary after she's out of prison, so paying this back will remain with her for some time to come...

Gerry197 > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 12/28/2018 at 16:05

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From what I read, besides her $150,000 salary, she got a BMW company car. I think that Mustang she kept at home or her husband drove it. 

The Dummy Gummy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 16:07

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If you’re going to commit a crime it might as well be white color. She probably sucked someone off or paid someone off.

A guy I worked with traded on inside information and went to jail for 3 fucking years. All he made was $50k. Mind you, he definitely deserved that time, but this lady actually steals from someone and only gets 2.5yrs is absurd.

Gerry197 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/28/2018 at 16:07

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She did, the full article stated she had a BMW company car.  I think that was her second car or she bought it for her husband.  

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 16:13

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Maybe she thought she'd have to make a quick getaway if the heat came down, and needed something reliable.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > nerd_racing 12/28/2018 at 17:05

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I thought it was brilliant. Tens of thousands of dollars and it’s not like the lady is going to make a complaint.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Gerry197 12/28/2018 at 17:05

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Ah. Clever lass.

boredalways > fintail 12/28/2018 at 18:02

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Wait, I thought that only affected "children"?

fintail > boredalways 12/28/2018 at 18:24

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I suspect the embezzler qualifies on at least a level or two.

kanadanmajava1 > lone_liberal 12/28/2018 at 18:24

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One guy who works in the same company as my brother was in today’s national news. He had stolen money (~€150k) from a safe that he could access. He had left work after a “ sudden illness” and and vanished with the money. The police found out that he had traveled to a neighboring country and they are now looking for him.

T h e y a r e definitely going to arrest him v e r y soon. You cannot h i d e a n d l i v e i n E U w i t h € 1 5 0 k i n y o u r b a g .

lone_liberal > kanadanmajava1 12/28/2018 at 18:33

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That does seem like a very low sum to ruin your life over. I mean it’s a lot for a lump sum, but not to live on for multiple years. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 19:54

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Can’t wait for that Martha Stewart COMEBACK

Wish Jalopnik would get more stories like this. The comments section would be worth it.

kanadanmajava1 > lone_liberal 12/28/2018 at 19:56

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I ’ m p r e t t y s u r e t h at the thief is c u r r e n t l y regretting his brilliant heist .

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > kanadanmajava1 12/28/2018 at 20:25

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I did find it surprising how much cash is still used in Europe. Though if the cops are looking yes you wont get far, but I almost imagine you could live longer without arrousing attention than in the states. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 20:27

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whenever I hear these stories I think, how did they not notice 50k a month dissappearing. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/28/2018 at 21:19

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I currently have an employee who stole over 200 grand from a previous employer. Wrightig Out expense checks. She will probably do jail time eventually. It’s amazing how long white collar crime takes to prosecute.

The real kicker is this person gambled all the money away so they’re still broke after stealing 50- 75 grand a year for 3 years

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/28/2018 at 23:02

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Oh don’t worry I expect to see this on the Front page in a couple of days for sure.